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Put a sock in it Ferretface
Fighting is not tolerated in this chat, you want to fight, do it where other ears won't hear your awfulness.
Hey Harry wanna date
It's on Fred!
JK I was just kidding, i was being Harry. btw you should just ask him in person or ** I'll see you at hogsmead tom.
I suddenly feel very exposed.... well, more that usual, what with Voldemort out to get me and all that stuff
YOU DARE SPEAK HIS NAME
Hi, you probably know who I am.